To Live and (Fine) Dine in Mississippi

I live in Mississippi.  A State, which can boast of great writers, down-home cooking, and that “southern hospitality” thing of which you always hear is actually a REAL thing in these parts.  It’s not always easy for this foodie, though, to find restaurants with fine cuisine and, most importantly, a decent wine selection to accompany that cuisine. I’m sure I may be only one of three southerners who just can’t get excited about eating barbeque – stone me now!  It’s akin to trying to scratch a spot on your back and your itch being just out of reach.

Being the aspiring oenophile I am, I have a monthly subscription to the “Wine Enthusiast” magazine, and every year it ranks the “100 Best Wine Restaurants” in the United States.  Imagine my excitement when reviewing the list for 2019, and I saw a restaurant from Mississippi has FINALLY made the list!  I made a note of it (since I live 3 hours from Jackson, Mississippi) and vowed the next time I found myself in Jackson, I would eat at Caet Seafood Oysterette.  As luck would have it, 2 months ago, some friends and I met up in Jackson for a weekend, and I told them this just had to be one of the places we tried.  I got no complaints, so off we went on our dining adventure.

Caet offers both indoor and outdoor dining options, as well as seats at its Oyster Bar.  The inside of the restaurant was a little noisy for my liking, but it definitely had the vibe of a trendy wine bar, which just happens to offer up delicious fare from Chef Derek Emerson (no stranger to other successful eateries in Jackson).

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Their wine list did not let me down.  Besides providing an extensive selection, it takes the impressive further of step of offering actual drinkable wines by the glass (sadly, that is rare), half bottles, and full bottles.  Some of my companions prevailed upon me to select a bottle for us to share, which, admittedly, can sometimes cause no small amount of anxiety on my part.  Nobody wants to be the rube that picked out a bottle of wine for the table that tastes like cough syrup.  Fortunately, the 2006 Rioja I selected drew rave reviews from the table.  

Favorites at our table included the melt in your mouth Wood-Oven Baked Crab Fondue with warm crostini, the Jumbo Sea Scallops with sweet corn risotto and tomato parm broth and, my personal favorite, the Breadless Jumbo Lump Crab Cake soaking in tarragon lemon butter (beyond decadent).

This experience pleased my palate on all levels, and I’m heartened to see our great State is expanding its culinary options, and these establishments surviving during the days of our COVID pandemic makes it all the more reason to raise our glasses and say “Cheers.” I give it 5 out of 5 pours.

The Janky Wheel Summer and The Not Janky Turkey Burger

 
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Summertime 2020 was epic, one for the record books. In my mind, I will always think of it as the "janky wheel" summer. 

COVID-19 kicked in full-tilt boogie. Instead of grills, bikinis, and tiki torches, we searched for hand sanitizer, toilet paper, ground beef, and normalcy.

What is more normal than whipping the old Chevy truck down to the local grocery and loading up the janky wheel cart with some burger fixin's? Maybe only the purchasing of toilet paper for our homes.

For a brief window in time during the summer of 2020, these items were unavailable due to the virus sweeping our nation. I don't know about y'all, but for me, this was a "What-the-actual-Hell" moment. 

I remember thinking to myself as I pushed my empty and creaking janky wheel cart through the store, that I would be damned if I were going to be denied the small pleasure of summertime hamburgers. With all the crazy happening in the world, it would not be hamburgers - or the lack thereof - that tipped me over the edge.

Something had to be done. It was time to use all my Southern woman, turn-the-water-into-wine, hard-scrabble resilience into a plan of attack.

Two things happened almost simultaneously. Firstly, I realized that I may, in fact, be the crazy person you hear Southerners talk about trotting out on the front porch for the world to see. And second, it occurred to me that I was flinging ground turkey into my janky wheel cart with wanton abandon.

Never in my life have I been a fan of turkey burgers, especially in place of a real 100% all-beef burger. In fact, I would go so far as to say that I possessed a deep and loathing hatred of the turkey burger and that even speaking it aloud into the universe, it rolled off my tongue with a little spit. 

I am not opposed to turkey being a healthier option in our daily lives, but I am opposed to food that does not taste good.

Up until this point, I had never had a turkey burger that tasted good. Please hear me, People of the Page, when I say to you that life is just too short to eat bad food.

After much soul searching, profanity, and necessity-being-the-mother-of-all-invention, I was able to create a recipe for turkey burgers that not only passes as edible but will get that slapping arm and foot-stomping reflex crunk-up.

I am thrilled to share it with y'all and to say that even in the darkest of times, there is hope. Good exists in the worst of situations, and as long as we keep pushing that creaking janky wheel cart forward, we are going to be alright.

Not Janky Turkey Burgers

Ingredients

1 lb. package ground turkey (look for 85-15% ratio)
8 oz. package mushrooms (I like baby bellas, but any mushroom is fine), chopped
1 small yellow onion, chopped
1- 5 to 6 oz. container of blue cheese crumbles (if you do not like blue cheese you can leave out or cut back on amount)
2 heaping TB ketchup
1 TB chopped garlic (glass jars in the produce section)
1 TB Worcestershire sauce
1 TB red wine
1 tsp garlic powder
1 tsp onion powder
1 egg, beaten
½ cup Panko breadcrumbs
Olive Oil
Lawry's Seasoned salt

Directions 

Heat a skillet or saute pan with just enough olive oil to cover the bottom (2-3 tablespoons). You want it hot, but not smoking. Add onions and mushrooms; cook until onions are translucent. Remove from heat and let cool for about 5 minutes; add the entire mixture to a food processor (do not drain the oil) and pulse until mixture is fine but not a paste.

In a separate bowl, add all the remaining ingredients and mix well with hands. Once thoroughly mixed, add mushroom mixture and combine well.  The mixture will seem a little wet to you, and that is fine. If you want the burgers to have a texture close to a beef hamburger, add just a little more Panko. Patty out just like you would a regular hamburger.

To cook, I use a hot cast iron skillet with just a touch of olive oil in the bottom. Sprinkle both sides of each burger with the Lawry's seasoned salt.

The burgers will form a nice crust, so do not worry - they are not burning. These need to be cooked all the way through since we are using turkey and cooking times will vary.

Use any bun you like and dress with any topping you like. There are no rules. It should be fun to make and taste good.

The burger in the photo is dressed with a blueberry chipotle mayo (½ cup mayo, 1 chipotle pepper-pureed, and a tablespoon or so of blueberry jam), honey bacon strips, shredded lettuce, thin-sliced peaches, and pickled red onion.