A Movable Feast: Marinated Olives and Other Road Treats

Well, Spring Break 2020 is in the books!

A road trip to the beach with fun in the sun was just what we needed to kick off the vernal season that guides us into the time of year. We get the urge to tend our gardens in anticipation of reaping the benefits of sewn seeds and plenty of rain and summer delight in the abundance of fresh veggies.

On that long road trip down to the Redneck Riviera from the Mississippi Delta, we all get really hungry - if not hangry! - and when that happens, if you aren’t prepared, you may find yourself in a situation where your only options are Funyuns, Frito chili pie or fried chicken, that has been sitting anywhere from 4 to 6 hours under a heat lamp in a gas station in Chunchula, AL.

I’m here to help you avoid any hunger-induced psychosis and spare you or your passengers unnecessary Cheeto fingers.

With very little preparation, a few finger sandwiches and charcuterie snacks could be the difference between the Wicked Witch of the West or Glenda driving you to Margaritaville.

Here’s a good formula for a car snack survival kit that could make even the pickiest of kids happy:

Finger Sandwiches

There are so many to choose from but my go-to’s are cucumber and mint with butter and cream cheese on a light bread; ham and swiss on rye with creole mustard; and a good pimento cheese on wheat.

Basic Charcuterie Box

Select how you would like to transport: anything from Ziploc baggies to custom reusable containers. Don’t forget napkins, baby wipes, forks or toothpicks and knife or spreader.

Start with cheese. No need to get fancy. Just pick your favorite.

These days I like Kerrygold’s Dubliner cheese because it’s earthy and rich and readily available in my area. I also choose cured meats - usually salami and prosciutto or Tasso. I do like a good smoked salmon, and sliced grilled sausages work as a heartier offering.

Cashews and smoked almonds are added along with bread or crackers, condiments like mustard or comeback sauce, dried fruit, and pickled okra or green beans. Your favorite deviled egg is also a wonderful addition. To spruce it up a bit, I add marinated olives as well.

I also like to have a breakfast cake or muffins and cookies or brownies to keep any sweet tooth at bay.

You can mix it up however you’d like and tailor your movable feast. As long as you’ve got enough flavor and texture, some sweet and salty, and a little savory, you’ll pass by that Popeyes chicken sandwich without so much as a side eye.

Surf’s up!

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Marinated Olives

4 cups strained kalamata olives
1 cup olive oil
2 TB pureed garlic
1 TB chili pepper flakes
1 TB oregano
1 TB fennel – whole seed
2 TB paprika

Mix all ingredients and let the olives marinate – the longer the better!